Introduction

Finally, the site exists. After years of research, test groups, and placebos, the Anonymous Blog has come to fruition. First of all, I would like to cordially welcome everyone. Secondly, I would like to uncordially welcome everyone.

If you don't know me yet, then you're a fucking moron without a life. So to those of you that are morons without a life, I'd like to introduce myself as NDC, the "pivot man in [this] circle jerk."

Clearly Erroneous was created as a place for certain bloggers to post, under a (new) pseudonym, things that either don't belong on their own blog, or things that they would rather post under a different name. This site is an outlet; a release. It's like a handjob from a beautiful woman after you haven't been touched by a woman in four years. It's like a twelve pound crap after three weeks of constipation. It's like a double quarter pounder with cheese after living in Somalia. It's like a halter top and booty shorts after being Muslim.

Over to the right somewhere you will see a list of contributors. This is as close as you will ever get to knowing who is posting what. Each writer will identify himself/herself with their own pseudonym that not even I, the circle jerk pivot man, will know. Everyone is encouraged to comment freely on any and all posts, but please, no public guessing about who wrote a certain post. The goal is anonymity and once people start pointing out why they think person X wrote post Y then either 1) this site will be shut down, 2) you will be murdered along with your mother, spouse, and children, or 3) both 1) and 2). Just letting you know. Full disclosure and all that other bullshit.

General Rules:
-- Profanity is allowed and encouraged
-- Nothing is off limits except for the identity of an author
-- No sex in the champagne room
-- I am the Walrus
-- There are no more rules
-- I reserve the right to make up more rules

This site is almost completely set up. Once it is, I'll let all the members know and they'll be able to start posting at will. Note that every post will have "posted by Naked Drinking Coffee" at the bottom, but that I am not writing every post. I think most of you will be able to figure that out, but I thought I should add this for the morons out there. And I know you're out there.

If you have any questions, comments, complaints, suggestions, praise, and/or naked pictures, send me an email and let me know. [Edit: If you want to email me about this site, send email to ClearError -at- gmail.com]

I hope you enjoy the site. More importantly, I hope that it stops burning when you urinate.