You can't kill the Rooster

A pair of panties with a big red rooster on the hip caught my eye today. When I went to examine them more closely, I saw the words I DON'T DO and immediately thought COCK. Whoa, these panties really say I DON'T DO COCK?! What is this, a lesbian panty market? A new take on the chastity belt? A not-so-subtle "Not tonight; I have a headache" kind of hint?

Wait...there's another word. Ohhhhhhhh. I DON'T DO MORNINGS. Heh. I guess I don't either, since I can't read a simple sentence on some panties, but I still wouldn't emblazon that on my crotch with a big red cock on my hip. I liked my idea better anyway, because I bet the lesbian panty market could be greatly expanded. And, like I pointed out, they could be worn by non-lesbians on occasions when they wanted to get a certain message across. This could be my big break, people.