Quick reminder

Behold:

Clearly Erroneous was created as a place for certain bloggers to post, under a (new) pseudonym, things that either don't belong on their own blog, or things that they would rather post under a different name. This site is an outlet; a release. It's like a handjob from a beautiful woman after you haven't been touched by a woman in four years. It's like a twelve pound crap after three weeks of constipation. It's like a double quarter pounder with cheese after living in Somalia. It's like a halter top and booty shorts after being Muslim.

I suppose it's possible the below post didn't "belong" on the author's own blog, inasmuch as that blog might be dedicated to not telling its readers to go drill a hole in their head and fuck themselves because he/she just doesn't care about being entertaining or provocative. Fair enough, and I suppose this did technically meet the letter of CE requirements.

It also, however, quite clearly violates the spirit. This was like a rimjob from a syphilitic homeless man. It was a dingleberry hardened to an impervious sphere that cannot be removed from your ass 'stache. It felt like being served pork rinds and a Natural Light at Le Bernardin. I ordered a tall, hot, blonde stripper with a dirty mind; I got Janet Reno.

Is it fair of me to criticize someone who tries to fill the vast void that has become Clearly Erroneous? Of course it is. I don't write much anymore because my heart is destroyed and therefore can't really be in anything I contribute. I assure you, were my brain similarly affected I'd be drooling in a corner, not cluttering this place up with Mr. Poon's D-list material.

Tsk, tsk.